The Jets do not deserve a fanbase
In a life with a limited timeline, why waste a single moment caring about the New York Jets? The Jets do not care about you. Take this week’s big news. The
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It is never too early to fire Adam Gase
In a generous attempt at returning normalcy to a terrible year, the New York Jets embarrassed themselves in an opening day loss. Once more, the Fire Adam Gase chants trickle in. New York
Why waste time with a 401k when you could just bet against the Jets?
I’ve been a Jets fan for as long as I can remember, and like any self-respecting Jets fan, I have no respect for the franchise. How can I bet against the
This holiday season, the Jets are gifting everyone wins
Consider the trolley problem, a famous philosophical dilemma covered perfectly by The Good Place and probably also in books. You, the conductor of a broken trolley, will hit and kill five people; you’
Sam Darnold gets mono, finally becomes a true Jets QB
I can feel this photo in the depths of my bitter Jets soul, pointing and laughing at the last bit of hope and wondering just what the hell it will take to finally
Somehow, Ryan Fitzpatrick outlasted Andrew Luck
Andrew Luck’s surprise retirement shocked the sports world and revved up a week-long news cycle. I’d like to imagine the radio jocks like Doug Gottlieb setting an alarm in the morning,